Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

anal dwelling butt pirate

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.

Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

by The best john ever July 28, 2006

Dueling Pianos

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

by Beidi November 24, 2005

webcam dueling

Using fake wands and pretending to duel with another person through a webcam.

ex: Dude, I totally beat her at webcam dueling.

by Brenandfriend August 19, 2009

Voter Dwelling Units

Typical infill real estate development found in nearly all large cities. This is seen where a classic residential house/lot is scraped off and replaced with multi-family development. This is a strategy to densify the voter roll.

Look how many Voter Dwelling Units (VDUs) are going up in this neighborhood honey. They’re just jamming voters into VDUs now.

by uabaycat09 October 10, 2020

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit

Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet

by The double vulcan December 23, 2015