DRUNKSAUSTED

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

drunkscussions

Really super deep discussions had under heavy influence of alcohol, usually where revelations are had that are not to be remembered the next day.

"Do you remember those things we talked about last night?", "Nope, too bad they were drunkscussions..."

by PumpkinDrublic August 2, 2013

Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

by DesertLord June 23, 2012

drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010

drunksitter

A person at a party or a bar who stays sober or nearly sober and prevents their drunk friends/guests from doing anything stupid

My friend turned 21 yesterday and I had to be the drunksitter.

by Glenntg July 20, 2008

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

Drunkstraction

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

by Kymbr August 29, 2010