drunklexia

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

by wqetuo November 21, 2009

drunkle

The uncle (or uncle-type figure) in the family who is drunk at every family function.

Don't give drunkle his keys back he's not safe to drive.

by greenfeen February 7, 2009

drunkle

Everyone has a fun, crazy, and/or favorite uncle in their family... that just always happens to be drinking. This is a drunkle.

Dude, my drunkle was over visiting last night. He's so cool; he snuck me a few drinks!

by kendel July 18, 2012

druncle

The uncle or uncles that always show up at family get togethers, holidays, weddings, birthdays and so on. They then proceed to get hammered and make asses of themselves by many and any means possible while the family makes excuses.

Yeah that's my druncle. At my sisters birthday he was so hammered he staggered and put his hand right through her birthday cake. He lit himself on fire once at the family Fourth of July B-B-Q!

by barondirksterbarondirk August 5, 2016

Drunkleberry Fin

The story about two drunken Fin's named Miko & Rocker Jaytinen who drift down a river on a raft with cases of vodka. There is no plot, they have stupid mullets, where cowboy boots and get drunk.

Hey look its the two drunken Fin's from the story, Drunkleberry Fin. Why is Rocker Jaytinen hopping that fence when there is a gate.

by Pee and Cheese July 18, 2006

Drunklete

When you get drunk and delete someone from a social media site and months later they discover it and add you back.

"Did he drunklete you and now he's adding you back because he heard you're single now?"

"No, I think I drunkleted him and he's just now noticing"

by AnnaKi August 30, 2013

drunkleman

behaving like a gentleman only when you are drunk

"Jake is such a drunkleman after a few beers."

"Jane is acting drunklemanly again.. must be pissed."

by Badumts April 16, 2014