drowningly

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways

guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.

by ima hoebag November 2, 2007

To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex

David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."

by weivid June 27, 2007

Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.

I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.

by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011

drownded

Same thing as drowned, hick style.

That little girl is gonna get drownded.

by hick in San Diego May 3, 2010

drowning

1.) a feeling of despair, depression, nothing is going right and you can't keep up.

2.) Boredom

1.)I'm drowning man, all this stress and bad luck is killing me.

2.)Dude, this shit is drowning! Lets go do something.

by LZtull July 21, 2009

Balls are Drowning

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

by Kiernan January 25, 2008

drowning elephant

When you take your scrotum and put it over a girls mouth and nose and hit her in the forehead with your penis. The noise she makes will sound like an elephant

I pinned her down and gave her a drowning elephant

by mike0501 September 15, 2015