Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.

"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."

by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012

drive stay

An excuse for jake Paul to be a pussy and weasel out of situations

Jake Paul is a pussy using a ‘drive stay’ as an excuse

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

by Flex44 October 31, 2010

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009

Drive Stay

A derivative of the well known "Drive By" where the vehicular aggressor does not tell his driver to, "Dip, Dip, Dip!" in fear.

"Ain't no one every done a drive stay, We all weak cowards at heart"

by ABAB1818 December 16, 2020

drive some one up the wall

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

by reza January 19, 2005