driftwood

1. Persistent postcoital wood.

1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?

by armsnlegs May 23, 2004

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Driftwood

When a penis is only halfway erect

i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.

by nikolijubalee July 2, 2011

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The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.

Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.

by DebDanger July 25, 2017

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The Driftwood Effect

When a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of "getting some" with his new girlfriend.

Mark: "Hey man, have you seen John lately since he started dating that new chick?"
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."

by Sparkles the Tri-corn May 26, 2012

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Driftwood Game

Making women fall in love with you by taking romantic photos of driftwood on the beach. Because all women find driftwood aesthetically pleasing.

Giga Chad: Why do all the chicks like that artsy guy and not my stupid muscles.

Chris: Dude it’s 2024. Put down the weights and get a mirrorless camera. You need some Driftwood Game.

by Starwheel July 16, 2024

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reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

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