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The member of a group all others turn to when shit goes south.
Maidens rescued, alligators wrestled.
The man all men want to be like and women want to be with.
The member of a group all others turn to when shit goes south.
Maidens rescued, alligators wrestled.
The man all men want to be like and women want to be with.
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Get the Daryn mug.a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
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