dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

dr. phil by Dagon August 25, 2005

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dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

dr. phil by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

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Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.

Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)

dr. phil by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005

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dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

dr. phil by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007