dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence

Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008

dozen't matter

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.

As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

dozen amount

the value of 12

Get The Dozen Amount Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter

by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 April 16, 2022

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

by iBetty January 10, 2012