downstairs brain

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

by MWazza April 17, 2009

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Downstairs

It's where the popcorn is

I wanted popcorn, so I went downstairs

by CruzaJames March 18, 2020

The Downward Spiral

A blantantly sexual, profane, beautiful Concept Album by Trent Reznor, aka, Nine Inch Nails. It might be the best CD by Trent Reznor.

The Downward Spiral is most likely my favorite CD by NIN.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

downstairs tinglies

when you hear, see or think about something so sexual that your baby-making parts get the tingles. can be cured by eating large amounts of unhealthy foods

Friend 1: Hey did you see last night's Glee episode?
Friend 2: Yea the Unchained Melody performance gave me the downstairs tinglies!
Friend 1: No way, me too!
Friend 2: Shit, lets go get a quesadilla or two!!

by Mifi April 8, 2013

Downstairs Nancy

When you kill your drunken husband by pushing him down the stairs

"Why did you kill your husband you downstairs nancy?!"
"I didnt I was at my sisters!!!"

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

downward dong

An advanced yoga move that requires first to drop dong and then to move into a downward dog position for maximum relaxation.

I make sure to get into downward dong when I'm soaking in my favorite hot springs.

by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017