down river girl

slut, hoe, bopper, jump down

That down river girl had sex with all of us.

by Redboi December 31, 2005

Danriver Middle School

Danriver Middle School is located in Pittsylvania County. Here the kids are well..um..NOT normal.If you can not come up with good memes then well LEAVE. They have really good football,baseball, basketball and softball teams. They are the real definition of Redneck. Yee Yee.

" I go to Danriver Middle School"

by Danriverrules01 May 6, 2019

Running down river

The Lambton County way of saying "Buying smokes". It's said because the first nations cigarette buildings are "Down river". Smokes are sold relatively cheap there.

"Hey mom, would you mind running down river for me?"
"Sure what do you want"
"Lights".

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"Hey man, wanna run down river for some DK's?"

by Zeesee August 25, 2011

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011

down river syndrome

When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit

Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome

by Kauai-kimo September 23, 2022

downsizer

A guy who entices a girl to go out with him using the pretense of a really cool date and once she says yes switches it out for something lame or cheap.

He invited me to a condo on the beach for the weekend but when I said yes he switched it to hanging out at his house and going to the lake... what a downsizer!

by gamergrrl August 23, 2011

Dewdriver

A drink made by rural Nascar fans, and other white trash.

(Dewdriver)
Man did you see that wreck on turn three? Looks like Earnhardt had one to many dew drivers before the race.

by Thelofti55 February 18, 2019