Dousche hole

jeremy and nicholas lmao :)

jeremy and nick are dousche holes lol

by bobesha head August 22, 2008

dousche nugget

A person who likes to smell everything! Most dousche nuggets are pleased to find something stank, then say ewwwwe, smell it again, then ask someone else to smell it too!

What a dumb dousche nugget, he can't even see he's got shite on his nose!

by Repent Bits April 13, 2008

dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

dousche fag

the delightful combo of dousche and fag

Think fast dousche fag

by aquaman839 May 6, 2009

Dousche Nossel

meaning a toolbox or a very stupid person who thinks they are all that. or a guy that tries to hard for attention

He broke up with you on your birthday? what a dousche nossel

by kaiisarae June 4, 2009

Dousche Shout

The act of shouting out where you are from at a public event, in an especially loud and douschely manner. Also shouting "brah" very loudly to people you don't know.

Announcer: Now trying his 1st attempt to dunk on the 6-foot hoop, from Lakewood High, Douschey Douscherson.

Douscherson: What? What? Yeah! LAKE-WOOOOOD!

People in crowd: I hope the guy with the dousche shout falls on his face.

Dude in a bar: Hey brah! Come mere brah.
Other random dude: what do you want dousche-shouter?

by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010