Douchicane

An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.

1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!

2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.

3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.

by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of appearing attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Danny Gokey is the biggest Douchie Danny to ever sing on American Idol.

by melenagold June 18, 2009

douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

douchily

Acting in a douche-like behavior; behaving like a douchebag.

The people in that club were all dancing douchily.

by puablo1 November 23, 2010

douchie

Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.

From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".

by Cristo39 March 3, 2010

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of being attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Dont be a douchie Danny

by angelica777 June 18, 2009

douchcicle

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008