Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

douchepilot

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.

Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>

by JJ Casty January 11, 2006

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

douchewilder

the highest level of douchebaggery, directly above douchenozzle

Joe: he fucked my girlfriend then nutted all over the back seat of my car!
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move

by hong kong phooey #1 super guy April 21, 2010

Doucheilous

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.

Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010

DoucheSicle

The urban dictionary editor that did not approve upitdy for me.

Wow for whatever reason this DoucheSicle editor over at urban dictionary did not approve the word upidy for me.

by JonIsAwesome February 12, 2014