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doucheka

Derived from the dutch word for shower douche.

Used to describe a foriegner with broken english and/or a heavy accent that reaks of some foul oder due to lack of showering or too much showering in some filthy, nasty vaginal excreets that have been douched out.
You fuck'n douchka

Go back to your country...fucking douchkas!

Somebody shit all over me, i smell like a douchka
by mishta April 17, 2004
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douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.
imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
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Douchebreath

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.
Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!
by Nadsss August 8, 2010
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douchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.
The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.
by enderkcmo December 13, 2006
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douchefest

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
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DoucheKelver

A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person.
Peter is a DoucheKelver.
by Angus R February 21, 2015
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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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