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douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.
"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."
by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009
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Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
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douchefest

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
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Douchefaggery

The actions or qualities that makes one a douchefag
I tired of your constant douchefaggery!
by Pistolpete9 January 21, 2009
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douchebar

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.
If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
by andersonvillain February 25, 2010
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douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.
College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
by gravityrides January 11, 2011
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Douchefag

A person who is a huge jerk and is homosexual at the same time.
Justin: Hey man will you stop flirting with my girlfriend?
Dante: No fucker, it doesn't even mean anything because she knows I'm with Kyle..
Scott: Wow Dante, you are a douchefag!
by Chris.T. January 10, 2009
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