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douchebagitry

the act of being a douchebag, or a complete dick weed
joe is commited of douchebagitry
by buafer March 9, 2009
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douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."
by kimmorris January 4, 2009
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Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads
New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
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Douchebaggy

A term used in a not so kind situation when referring to the actions of a male. More commonly used negatively and to comfort a female friend.
Lindy: My boyfriend is being really weird lately and I don't know what's wrong.
Kate: That's stupid. Any reason?
Lindy: No, I didn't do anything.
Kate: Then tell him to stop being so douchebaggy!

or

Used in a sentence: That guy is really douchebaggy.
by One Of A Kind, Thats Who. October 18, 2011
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Douchebagitis

a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis
by oohnooo February 19, 2010
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Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.
A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.
by acmcgee May 16, 2011
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douchebagicity

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag
I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity
by fred dugan April 20, 2008
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