a popular 2011 sitcom family, complete with a studio audience and big 80s hair. however this audience doesn't laugh because theye're too horrified and threatened, as many of the Dotys are trained in combat with all kinds of bow staffs. The Doty's take no prisoners.
If you encounter one of them, it will likely be a female, but to be sure check for markings in the shape of a skull on the upper arm, which only the male Dotys proudly sport. if it is in fact a female, proceed with caution, but if you say anything remotely stupid, those bitches are furious. they may also be unintelligible at points as they are closely related to a certain type of whale.
most importantly, don't mistake the middle one for someone who's not a hockey goalie.
If you encounter one of them, it will likely be a female, but to be sure check for markings in the shape of a skull on the upper arm, which only the male Dotys proudly sport. if it is in fact a female, proceed with caution, but if you say anything remotely stupid, those bitches are furious. they may also be unintelligible at points as they are closely related to a certain type of whale.
most importantly, don't mistake the middle one for someone who's not a hockey goalie.
by edsharpe June 17, 2011
(adj.) a expression of dancing-on-the-inside
by bigchiller November 21, 2021
Dying on the inside. Used to reflect that you have laughed so much at something that your organs have collapsed.
by BeyondRapture March 15, 2016
OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 04, 2022
by Charli3- July 23, 2023
A Doty (dough tee) is a person beyond the usual expectations of a great man. A Doty is always there for you and always wanting to help. Buf, if you betray the Doty, he will destroy your soul, kill your parents, and eat your babies. Also, he is a great sniper and will kill you from all the way across the map without a trace. In other words, if you anger a Doty, you will not survive.
by Joe Wordmiester March 07, 2023
by juanatan November 08, 2020