chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.

Rinn is such a total dorkus.

by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005

dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

Dorkus Magnanimous

Anyone who exhibits the characteristics of a dork to the Nth degree.

The love of my life = Adam is a dorkus magnanimous and I wouldn't have him any other way <3

by woobiegyrlie3 December 26, 2007

Dorkus Manorkus

A dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus's. It is the last level of the dorkus name calling. Dork, Dorkus, Dorkus manork, Dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. To be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. Compared to being called a buttnugget, this is far worse. If one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.

For an example of a dorkus manorkus see Julia

by The Z-man July 20, 2008

dorkusAurelius

dorkusInstead of just calling someone a dork you amp it up by adding Aurelius (Emperor of Rome) to it. One who is a Emperor dork.

Stop being such a dorkusAurelius.

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004