Dorbus 

A complete moron, an absolute dunderhead that is somehow less bright than a used match in a puddle of coal tar.

Timothy you dorbus, how on earth did you screw up this badly? Your one job was to press a single button!

Dorbus by Gast117417 March 29, 2023

dorkus 

A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness

Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus

dorkus by lj23456 February 24, 2013

Dorkus 

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

Dorkus by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

Dorbist 

Derived from the phrase "Don't Rock the Boat" (DoRB), Dorbist is a term used (as either noun or adjective) to describe the tendency inherent in senior managers, or others with a stake in a system, to take no action to improve services, address problems or tackle problematic people/issues that are obvious to those working under them.

Someone exhibiting reluctance to act when faced with obvious problems or other negative consequences flowing from the poor/misguided/ill-informed decisions of their seniors.

Derived from Dorbism: a reluctance to act as an agent for positive change due to the perceived risk that such action will be viewed negatively by superiors, or those perceived as having 'power' or influence (including the press)

Despite the Government's recent cuts in funding for education, it is clear that most university Vice Chancellors are Dorbist from their relative silence on the matter.

The inherent Dorbism of my boss is clear from her complete passivity in the face of recent staff redundancies

Dorbist by DesignThinking October 16, 2010

Dorpus 

Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.

Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi

Dorpus by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019

dorbs 

Just a shorter, faster, and cuter way to say adorable or adorbs.

Mackenzie: Check out my new Jeffrey Campbell Damsels.

Christina: Wow those are so dorbs.

dorbs by texasforever July 25, 2014

doorbuster 

Doorbuster (n): a combination of 1) percieved amazing price 2) on a somewhat desireable consumer product 3) offered at some ungodly early AM hour during or just after Thanksgiving Day (US)

The doorbuster(s) traditionally started at 5 or 6AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) causing the rabid and sleep deprived consumer to wait, nose pressed to the door, to "bust the door down" at store opening time to get one of these "too good to be true" doorbuster deals and fall prey to classic Red Herring or bait and switch product selling/marketing ploys.

This trap lures the unwitting consumer in for one particular doorbuster "too good to be true" deal, engineered to be available only in extremely limited quantities, and then when these items are gone "for no apparent reason" AMAZINGLY the store is able to offer a similarly craptastic item but at a much better price point for the store. This causes the severely sleep deprived consumer who doesn't wish to feel defeated by walking away from the store empty handed to purchase any substitute regardless if it was anywhere near the price/features of the original doorbuster much to the delight of the merchant.

The doorbuster(s) and the carefully crafted ways in which they exist are the brainchild of mutant, non-charismatic and frequently sexually frustrated marketing types which prey on defenseless consumers who dont know any better than to fall into a classic trap that retailers want them to by purchhasing items they don't really need or want, nor does anyone they know need or want, but since its "such an awesome deal" feel they should wake up at 4AM to get at least one of anyway.

Darryl: Hey Jeff what doorbusters did you get this morning?
Jeff: Um none dipshit, its Thanksgiving, Friday is tomorrow.

Sarah: I got up at 4AM to be one of the first ones to stand in line at Best City to get a Sankyo HD DVD & VHS combo player for $12 but the nice manager said they were all out but showed me this Fony Blu-Ray & Beta tape combo player that I ended up getting for $1100 on my new 29% interest rate Best City card!
Dan: Sarah you are one f'ing sleep deprived moron LOL!

Dave: I got up at 3AM to be the first on Ebay to get the Friday doorbusters!
Dirk: WTF are you talking about??

Betty: Hey honey I got a great doorbuster deal on this Ronco broccoli dicer for $7!
Bob: Why???!

doorbuster by Phart Daly November 24, 2006