dorkitude

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.

My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.

Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...

by Dbrody February 7, 2010

Double Dorkin It

Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.

Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.

Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!

Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.

by Bokity Bok Bokity January 18, 2010

Doris'd it

Is the act of being presented with a huge plate of food and managing to lick that plate clean. Usually this feat is accomplished by a woman of slight stature, which makes you wonder where can she possibly be storing all that food.

Holy crap! I can't believe you ate that 4 lb. burger. You totally Doris'd it.

by DeeCreatedIt October 14, 2010

dorkidori

a clothing line started in 2007 by las vegas multimedia designer Lenn Franz. It has heavy roots in drifting and import automobiles (such as nissans, toyotas and hondas).

was also used as the owners nickname for a number of years before the company was started.

"thats a bitchen dorkidori shirt youve got on"

by black_umbrella July 20, 2009

Dorksmack

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003