Fantasy Doppelganger

When as the owner of multiple fantasy teams, you play against a team in one league that is almost identical to your own team in another league. Fantasy Doppelganger phenomena is generally seen as a harbinger of a bad fantasy weekend, as rooting for your own team in one league means you are rooting against yourself in another. Feelings of euphoria are quickly replaced by general malaise as success in one league leads to failure in another.

Dennis: Who just scored for the Eagles?
Francis: DeSean
Dennis: YESSS!! wait. . . Oh shit that just killed me. . .
Francis: Fantasy Doppelganger??
Dennis: Yea. . . Fuck

by Dennis Worm September 30, 2009

Doppelhänder

German term for a two-handed wank

Hans: Ich fuhle mich heute gut

Jurgen: Aber warum?

Hans: Letzte nacht habe ich ein sogenannte ,,Doppelhänder" gemacht

Jurgen: Ah genau

by Nathan Rutland October 21, 2009

doppelbanger

someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.

"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."

"But I liked it."

by Rick and Jesse December 15, 2008

doppelbanger

A chick that you nailed that looks too much like your ex-girlfriend.

"Dude, didn't you notice how much that chick you went home with last night looks like Veronica? Total doppelbanger."

by Cyrus McDink October 6, 2009

facebook animal doppelganger

A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.

I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.

by the pretty ugly hybrid February 10, 2010

Doppelganger

A person who seems to be an exact copy of yourself. Doppelgangers usually cause trouble by acting as yourself and interacting with other people. It is said that if you come into contact with your Doppelganger that you will die instantly, leaving the Doppelganger to play out your own life.

Bob: Hey, Fred, I don't like you being around Sara anymore, she says that you creep her out.

Fred: What are you talking about, man, I haven't seen Sara for years, is she in town?!

Bob: Yeah, I guess it was just a Doppelganger.

by joeyphiel March 12, 2011

doppelbanger

doppelbanger: (n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend

doppelbang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend

(n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known doppelbanger!"

(v.)
Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?"
Michael: "He totally doppelbanged her!"

by jody r. gross March 3, 2007