stapling your nut sack to your forehead from under your legs, behind your back and over your head is called a Dodman.
A party trick really... Well from the sick variety! Just rock out with your cock out and do The Dodman
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Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.
I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.
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Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
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