Swamp Donkeys

Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars

"Dude, I need some poon, where's all the swamp donkeys?"

by Mel Chappell December 20, 2008

Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!

Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!

by Alice:) September 29, 2009

shiny sky donkeys

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation

SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*

by sugarhigh February 15, 2005

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

donkeyist

Noun
An organism who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against donkeys as a species or believes that other species or organisms are superior to donkeys.

emoji producer: donkeys don't deserve to have a specific emoji but extinct dinosaurs and exotic peacocks do :)
a random person: don't be donkeyist!!

by mumma clawdaya April 2, 2019

donkeyscrew

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit

1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"

by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006