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A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly
That boy, Alex is such a Dong
Dong by clever_one:) January 12, 2015

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1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".
dong by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009

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The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.
"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.
DONG by mintyfresh9080 October 16, 2012

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The penis, but not in a sexy way
"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)
dong by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

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To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.
Dong by roberto765332 January 24, 2011

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I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong
dong by Les G September 17, 2005
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