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The Doner Kebab Theory

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012
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I am an orgasam doner. Don't beleive me? Well maybee you should ask your mom.
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man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids
my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them
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Dirty Doner

Where a male buys a kebab containing Doner meat along with other fillings such as salad as well as sauces such as chilli sauce or garlic mayonnaise. After eating the Doner meat the male proceeds to masturbate using the kebab bread and remaining contents as a sort of crude fleshlight thus creating the "Dirty Doner".
I had a Dirty Doner last night, it was well worth it although the extra hot chilli sauce was a bad idea...
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1:a person who contributes to society by doning out nipple shavings to the local hospital.
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The hottest girl who makes men hard
"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"
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"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom
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