doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Doinker

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

by doctor_seph November 8, 2020

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

Doinkers

Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.

"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."

by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023

doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023