dogfast

generally used to describe the desired speed of the utopian crotch thrust

(girl) "Man, that was fast. Dogfast."

(guy) "Thanks. I've been workin on it."

by David Emmons October 10, 2006

dogfart

when you spread your cheeks to fart silently, like a dog which has no cheeks.

Joe spread his cheeks to dogfart in bed silently without disturbing his wife.

by slopecarver March 9, 2015

dogfight

Usually involving two dogs (normally pitbull terriers) having a fight which involves gambling or other illegal activities

An aircraft fight

"you comin' to dat dogfight afta school??"

"there was a dogfight over the temple..they were fighting over the shiny thing on the roof"

by trust me.. u dont wanna know July 15, 2004

dogfight

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.

John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Doffage

When two people have a fight or can also be referred to as two people having sex.

A doffage session is in need.

by RizzleTherman January 1, 2012

dogfog

Malodorous canine rectal emissions of a gaseous nature.

"A thick layer of rancid dogfog enveloped the family living room shortly after Spot finished off the spoiled kippers left out in the breakfast nook."

by Marquis du Sodomy April 29, 2014

dogfather

A father of dogs. AKA a boss.

Hey man you're a pretty cool cat. Yea, I am the Dogfather.

by Dogfather2 July 15, 2016