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you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.
Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."
by wichita November 11, 2006
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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balloon dog

Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
by Zalo_r November 3, 2025
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When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”
A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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Dogballs

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.
Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.
by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008
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dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
by Kevin December 15, 2003
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dogballs

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.
Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!
by ghostlancer September 3, 2006
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