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disgastin

Something Nasty, disgusting,
it can also be used for someone nasty at call of duty or a very strong weapon
Yo H4 is still disgastin?
by grossthings August 22, 2022
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Jimmy Dipstick

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4
by Alicen June 19, 2006
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Eskimo Dipstick

Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.
Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.
by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011
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dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
by Light Joker April 27, 2007
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french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.
by smokehousekid November 28, 2021
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Stoney dipstick

A sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partners begin in the "missionary" position. After the partner on top has finished having intercourse he stands over the other pointing his penis towards his partner's mouth. He then proceeds to "dip" his penis into her mouth as if he were checking her for oil, often exclaiming "Bloop!"
After he finished giving Alana the business, he hopped up on his feet and gave her a Stoney dipstick. Bloop!
by jd315135125 January 17, 2010
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hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011
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