Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

Diznatch

A term Made up by some guy who was really really really frying and said that instead of "Haps" in this colloquial saying:

"What's the haps"

Jimmy: "What's the diznatch"

Jake: "Why do you keep talking"

by Jestin Sane (Ima rapper) November 18, 2003

dispatchula

where spatulas dispatch

Dude, that was so dispatchula! whats dispatchula? Its where the spatulas dispatch. what does that mean? shut up, ho.

by shtanky beotch January 13, 2008

Dispatcher

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass

What an amazing dispatcher!

by Scarypancake October 29, 2018

Dispatched

Dispatched means you have finished your drink.

Have you finished your drink yet?
Yes, it has been dispatched!

by DISPATCHED April 4, 2019

Dispatch

a garbage, simply a trash, worse than coronavirus, didn't care about someone's privacy

Fuck you dispatch.

by nonexisted May 18, 2020