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Dirty Davis

Like a "dirty sanchez", but instead of making a mustache you connect one eyebrow to the other eyebrow making one glorious unibrow. (Just like Anthony Davis of the New Orleans Pelicans)
Dude, she was blowin me and stuck her finger in my ass and connected my eyebrows!!! Then started yelling that I had a Dirty Davis.
by TheYuriOne June 30, 2017
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Dirty Davin

Literally just having sex with a male dog, but the dog has to be penetrating you.
First thing I did after buying all those dogs was having the dirtiest dirty Davin the worlds ever seen
by 20thpres April 21, 2020
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Dirty Dava

When a woman under 5’ 4” has lots to drink and becomes violent. She also looks at her husband, usually named Corey, with the look of rape in her eyes. Also known as a Hulk Dava.
We went out bar hopping with friends for their anniversary and fed our friend too much alcohol. She soon became a Dirty Dava!
by Big Ponch June 16, 2020
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dirty davy

When you slap your cock on someone when they try to sell you Avon
Did you see James give a dirty Davy to that Avon worker
by Stuarty and paddy November 20, 2020
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Dirty Davido

It is where you suck on your moms balls
Woah i just pulled a dirty davido
by korkluver78 March 10, 2022
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Dirty davidson

A dirty Davidson is the act of playing Borderlands 2 and sticking your cock into a usb socket into your pc.
Holy shit I just done a Dirty Davidson.
by Mr Sqeezenul July 27, 2022
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Seriously Dirty Dave

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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