Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

Dirt Squirrel by kvli December 8, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

Dirt Squirrel Hunting 

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

Dirt Squirrel Hunting by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

dirt squirrel hunter 

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

dirt squirrel hunter by KeithW May 25, 2008

Drown a Dirt Squirrel 

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

Drown a Dirt Squirrel by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel 

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021

Dirty Dirt Squirrel 

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

Dirty Dirt Squirrel by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006