Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

Dipshit Move

An act that is incredibly stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, Craig Owens got kicked out of Chiodos.

Dude 2: What the fuck? Craig Owens IS Chiodos. What a dipshit move.

by Entr' Acte November 18, 2009

dipshitting

the act of spitting smokeless tobacco dip while also shitting on the toilet simultaneously.

I didn't finish my dip yet, so I was just dipshitting at that time.

by Outlawdipper August 5, 2009

President Dipshit

Yet another in a long list of terms that describe George W. Bush

The part of the country I live in, Bush is called President Dipshit.

by jesster79 November 22, 2005

dipshittiness

One's level and/or quality of dipshit.

Desmonds' dipshittiness was above average for most 3 year olds.

by Michael Lorraine March 1, 2014

Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.

Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".

by Ysbeer June 7, 2021

Dipshit McGee

The name a person assumes when they are a complete and total moron with the world's simplest job, and still have difficulties staying employed.

I see Dipshit McGee got hired at the coffee shop to fuck up lattes all morning long.

by 73baby March 31, 2009