Dilf

Best girl Katka.

"Where is Dilf?"
"She's probably making shrine."

by bluecoldchillypepper April 18, 2023

prisoner's dilemma

two criminals were just caught robbing a bank. both are in prison, being questioned by police.
during the interrogations, each prisoner is offered the choice to rat on the other. if neither rats the other out, they will both be set free. if one rats the other out, the rat goes free and the one he ratted out will get a long sentence. if both rat each other out, they'll both receive a light sentence.
the prisoner's dilemma is: rat the other out? or stay silent, and hope he doesn't turn witness against you?
the logical act is to rat, even though, if nobody ratted anyone out, everyone would benefit. the individual rational act leads to a group irrational behavior.

the prisoner's dilemma can be seen in daily life.
every winter, the city of chicago gets lots of snow. the city doesn't bother plowing side streets. so residents dig out their own cars. people put lawn chairs and egg crates in "their" spots after they pull out, trying to mark the public street as their private spot, since they dug it out.
the greater common good of public parking is harmed by individuals who don't work to get their streets plowed, instead turning against each other and settling for crappy dug out spots. surrounded by mud. yuck.

the prisoner's dilemma: mark the spot i dug out with egg crates? or leave it unmarked, and risk coming back to someone else's car in "my" spot? (or even worse, someone else's god damn egg crates! and this does happen.)

to work for the common good? or try to accomplish individual goals?

by danagram February 21, 2009

dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

by kurapikers February 1, 2021

Nigger Dilemma

When there's a KFC, Popeyes and Churches chicken, all on the same intersection.

"yo dawg i heard there was a nigger dilemma down the street, and I love me some fried chicken!"

by Da Krooo January 14, 2010

dilemmon

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

Dillmeier Glass Company

In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.

Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.

by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018