dildick

a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.

Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."

by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009

dildocchio

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

dilldock

Adj: One who shows virtues of a Dildo and a cock.

Adj: One who is a dildo and a cock at the same time.

Creating words on this site, like a dilldock.

You lieing dilldock.

by Gil Swanson October 19, 2008

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

dildocals

Person on Twitter

Has much humour and is overall a very sympathetic person

Person A: ,,Did you heard of dildocals?!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"

by f4mousl4stw0rds August 28, 2022

dildoci

A cucumber that you stick up your ass.

"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"

by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017