Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

by jayquan. July 2, 2021

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

JonSandman Disease

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.

"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."

by IUPAC Name May 12, 2018

hanahaki disease

hanahaki disease, where one who deeply loves another will throw up petals, and maybe the whole flower, but covered in blood. to get rid of this disease is for your lover to return their love to you, and truly mean it. but the second option is too get the surgery, but you will lose all love and feelings for the other. If after a few days you don't confess or get the surgery, you will meet your end.

I had the sudden urge to throw up as I run to the bathroom. I get a metallic feeling in my mouth as I throw up in the sink. With a sore throat I look down, only to notice blood, and small blue sheets of something. With closer examination, I notice they are petals. My eyes widen, only to notice what was going on. My feelings were growing more, dangerously more. Hanahaki disease.

by jreamie October 12, 2020

Hunsinger's Disease

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.

The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.

by qfr June 9, 2009

May Disease

"A feelling that students and workers get around the time of May. Freed from entrance exams or the burden of finding a job, they start to express a feelling of let down or loss of purpose. They become disillusioned and begin seeing the gap between reality and what they were hoping for. all these things cause them to fall into a mild state of depression."(taken from Sgt. Frog volume 7) can be cured by showing them to apreciate what is in front of them.

1st guy: man i feel depressed.. i think i have the may disease.
2nd guy: Dude... it's october. you need a therapist.

by hmfarmer August 1, 2010

Dash Disease

(Scientifically known as Choroba Darsh) When multiple or all Cruciate Ligaments are completely torn in ones knee. Furthermore, recovery from Dash Disease can take a victim anywhere from 2-35 years and often requiring upwards of 17 reconstructive surgeries and therapy sessions. Dash Disease was first discovered when 15 year old Adam Sowinski was involved in a horrific skiing accident tearing all Cruciate Ligaments

Dude, I fucked up my knee. I think I have early stages of Dash Disease.

Sorry man I can't go, my mom is afraid I'll get Dash Disease.

Bro, your knee looks really screwed up. You should probably get it checked out to see if you have Dash Disease.

I am sorry to inform you but your daughter has Dash Disease. There was nothing we could do to avoid it.

by Tacy February 5, 2014