diddle daddy

Like a sugar daddy but for underage teens.

Man Emile, I hate high school! I need to find me a diddle daddy to pay my way.

by Swag dog millionaire February 3, 2020

diddle her twat

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

by Goggs July 24, 2008

diddle-o

mentally challenged or crazy.

an old London expression for someone either a bit simple or downright psychotic.

often found lurking in re-runs of "The Sweeney" or "Minder"

"Why is that bloke walking round in circles?"

"Dunno, I reckon he's a bit diddle-o"

by Dougal474 October 26, 2006

P'diddle

A game played in the car. When a car is seen with a headlight out, someone will hit the ceiling of the car with their hand and yell "p'diddle!" and everyone else must follow suit. The last person to do so must take off an article of clothing.

"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle! Oh, fuck."

by Zinco November 5, 2006

diddle stick

Despite the naughty-sounding name, a diddle stick is actually just a small non-conductive screwdriver-like tool for making fine adjustments to components inside a variety of electronic devices.

Yes, it's supposed to be small.

Diddle stick may be hyphenated (diddle-stick) or combined to form one word (diddlestick).

Engineer 1: Crap! I got my diddle stick wedged inside the gonkulator housing again!
Marketing Drone: What were you doing with... never mind; I don't want to know.
Executroid: Ewww! I'm never touching the gonkulator again!
Engineer 2: Hee! They have no idea what a diddle stick is, do they...

by drox July 2, 2007

finger diddle

Euphamism for female masterbation

Boy, does that girl like to finger diddle.

by minjofu October 15, 2004

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009