dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013

dickfear

The fear that encompasses you when it’s been a while since you’ve seen male genitalia. The fear renders you unable to touch, see or even think about cocks.

it’s been 23 months since she’s been with a man, she’s got dickfear bad

by Brownfurry November 18, 2019

dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011

dicksmen

A Dicksmen is a sexual pleaser for women, aims to pleasure and is not in it for themselves.

I’m a dicksmen I will take care of you!

by Jb2xs October 29, 2021

dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.

Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.

by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006