dicksmasher

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005

dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.

Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.

by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016

dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011

dicksmen

A Dicksmen is a sexual pleaser for women, aims to pleasure and is not in it for themselves.

I’m a dicksmen I will take care of you!

by Jb2xs October 29, 2021