dicklexia

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Dicksslexic

Accidental texting or posting of dick pics to the wrong number or DM.

Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.

by MajorHole June 14, 2017

dicelexia

Misreading of dice in a board game.

Dave didn't intentionally count incorrectly, he has dicelexia.

by Runwalk1 August 18, 2017

dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Dislexiatype

It's a personal illness that occurs while you're typing on your keyboard and you spell a word backwords. Or don't even spell the word you were thinking in your mind.

Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.

V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.

Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !

dislexiatype dislexia dislexic

by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010

dykslexia

a learning disorder in which the person who suffers from the disorder commonly confuses male genitals for female genitals and vice versa

My wife suffers from dykslexia, so she often perceives her vagina as a penis and tries to insert it into my anus.

by dyklecker December 21, 2013

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018