by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011
Get the dickpath mug.A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.
by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011
Get the dickpath mug.When someone pounces on you for attention RIGHT when you get home from work and they don't let you unwind before being all up in your grill. That moment first thing in the morning when someone calls you or wakes up and begins chattering incessantly adding a nice double meaning for girls named Dawn.
"Gil dickdawned Zu at the mailbox to help him lift his couch and remove the dead possum." "Why are you calling me at 6am on a saturday? Totally dickdawned me before I even had my coffee asshole!"
by The 1600 September 22, 2011
Get the dickdawn mug.(noun) a person who goes out of their way to be a constant asshole and who must derive satisfaction from always being an asshole.
Charlie didn't eat any of his roommate's turkey his mom brought over for dinner, so Walter decided to be a dickpalooza about it for 2 weeks.
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Get the dickpalooza mug.DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.
The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.
by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014
Get the DICKPANIC mug.an empath who's also a dick, like those little boys on xbox parties who always know what slur what to call you
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