dickpenis

1. One of the most offensive insults known to man. Should only be reserved for the worst of the worst.
2. A combination of a dick and a penis.

1. You stole my light-up Lightning McQueen sneakers, you are such a freaking dickpenis!
2. Dude, you should have seen that guy my wife had sex with last night. He didn't have a normal penis, he had a dickpenis. I wouldn't suck on it but my wife totally loved it.

by Big Booty Blaster 5000 May 19, 2019

dickbant

banter that is focused around the subject of 'dicks' and other definitions for ones manhood.

"i've seen a whole football teams worth of dick!" is a classic example of dickbant

by lovekatbby25 October 2, 2009

edward dickhands

What Coco does every night

Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently

by cocohasnodick August 16, 2016

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

dickanus

is the inside of the tip of your penal erection

i put a tree limb in my dickanus.

by cory smith December 17, 2003

dicklands

When some mistakes the word "docklands" via a typo

the skyline looks just like dicklands

by petechez October 16, 2009

dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche

We saw so many dickants at the mall today!

by jaxercise December 27, 2008