dicklube

the pre-cum secretions that come from the cowpers glands in the male reproductive system. this alkaline fluid kills any bacteria and germs that may be residing in the penis to make way for sperm.

1. "man, i had this chick with absolutely huge tits,no bra and nipples thicker than pencil erasers brush up against me in line last night at the movie theater.i got a raging hard on, and my pants got all wet with "dicklube"...it was embarrasing!"

2. this freak i know downtown just loves to suck cock. when i asked her what was so appealing about it, she said she absolutely loves the taste of "dicklube" cause it tastes like a vanilla shake

by nastyfreaker December 19, 2009

dicktube

The tube part of a penis pump that you stick your dick into. Also an insult for any stupid person.

1. "That emo kid over there is such a dicktube."
2. "Did you hit that bitch's pussy last night, Bob?"
"No, her parents were home."
"You're such a dicktube!"

by bballer200 November 5, 2006

dicknob

Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.

Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!

by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007

Dicknuramus

An extraordinarily large dickhead. Also a prick who is an absolute idiot. A moron who thinks he's the shit.

My boss keeps fucking up and blaming me, what a dicknuramus.

by Debra V. December 9, 2008

DICKBUBBLE

its when a chick is chewing on gum and sucks your dick and blows a bubble

that chick blows a mean dickbubble

by sharpierfun June 2, 2008

dicknuckle

An oaf

A deformity of the penis.

Hey dicknuckle, you suck.

I was born with a dicknuckle.

by Michael Goodrich December 3, 2006

dicknibble

cocksucker, faggot, homosexual

you god damn dicknibble

by richard / larry October 11, 2007