dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

Dicknotized

Hypnotized by dick

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her

by Makeup Star October 11, 2017

Dicknet

A Women that attracts a lot of dicks.

That girl over there she’s a proper Dicknet init.

by RadiatedStorm August 8, 2018

dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.

Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.

by M i k e January 12, 2008

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

by _})( April 27, 2006

Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

by ffj_ August 24, 2016

dicksnot

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003