dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.

Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.

by jekkle June 22, 2006

dicktick

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.

Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!

by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

Dicknic

When you take a girl on a picnic with the intent of slinging the dick.

I took this girl on a picnic and all I packed was the "D". We had us a dicknic!

by iamcoppo November 9, 2014

America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.

Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.

by Pav Lago March 22, 2017

dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007