dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

dickidonthave

A word used mostly by female to male transgenders that haven't had surgery (yet) to refer to their dick they don't have.

Hey baby, you wanna suck my dickidonthave?

by Pauloempia January 28, 2018

dickdoodle

On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.

1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?

2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.

by DICKBUTT March 23, 2008

Dickieson

Family name which traces back to SCOTLAND, IRELAND and ENGLAND in the 1700's, but has been in Canada since the mid-1800's. Hard working and exceptionally talented, intellectual people, the Dickieson Clan has within it many artists, musicians and creators of note.

"Wow, he is such a "dickieson", have you seen his artworks?"
"Beauty, talent, intelligence -- what a 'dickieson'!"

by F.A.Militree May 31, 2009

Dickido

A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.

You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

dickdoo

If your stomach is so big that when you look straight down you can't see your own penis, you have a dickdoo.

Look at that fatty, that's a dickdoo if I've ever seen one.

by King Rage April 12, 2006

dickie doo

When your stomach hangs over like MZZ HOLLY'S.

I tried to eat holly out but I had to lift up her dickie doo!

by Saaliha February 11, 2005