Dickmatized

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.

Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!

by Amie Lou May 2, 2006

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

Fuckface Dickeat

A fucking hideous or ugly person that is excessively joe(hype) in a situation or conversations that have been deceased whether it was seconds, minutes, or even eons ago.

Sheesh!!! this girl wont stop bothering me , she is always reiterating an old saying from many months ago and to top that off she is

not attractive at all! -Fuckface Dickeat

by EatMikeHawk March 26, 2020

dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things

1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.

by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016

Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.

Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."

by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019