Dickback

The upper side of one's penis, opposite the dickbelly.

"Of course I'm sure, man. I know these roads better than my own dickback."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017

dickcontrol

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.

You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"

by xxh__ July 12, 2019

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010

Dicktaco

A more creative way to call someone an asshole, P.O.S, or any other insult you can come up with

Dude, im not sure why you are being a dicktaco, but im going to junk punch you if you don't stop.

by Anabela Fenwitch April 7, 2010

dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

dickbong

when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.

Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!

by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010