Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

by _})( April 27, 2006

Deputy Dicknut

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017

dicknuts

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day

hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!

by mattywag March 19, 2008